Reclaim Your Energy and Rediscover Yourself

A 90-day rebellion against burnout for caregiving parents who are ready to reclaim their energy, rediscover their badass selves, and finally tell fatigue to eff off!

Hey there, Rebel Caregiver!

Remember when you were that free-spirited adventurer with a zest for life? That creative soul who saw the world as your playground? Yeah, we're bringing that person back!

You've got a heart of gold and a spirit that craves freedom. But lately, life's been all "adulting" and no fun. It's time to change that!

Sound Familiar?

  • You're so exhausted, even your caffeine needs caffeine

  • Your dreams are collecting dust while you're collecting everyone else's laundry

  • Your Instagram feed is a painful reminder of the life you're not living

  • You've tried every energy hack, but still feel like a smartphone stuck at 1%

  • Your friends think you're Wonder Woman, but you feel more like Wonder Where-My-Energy-Went

I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t have to be like this.

There is another way.

Let’s Get Real For a Sec…

If nothing changes, you might wake up one day realizing you've lost yourself in the chaos of caregiving. And trust us, that's a plot twist nobody wants.

But What If...

  • You could wake up feeling like you've had a full night's sleep... for once?

  • You had the energy to chase your dreams AND take care of your loved ones?

  • You could ditch the guilt and shame that comes with being constantly tired?

  • You could ask for help without feeling like you're failing?

...all without having to become a kale-munching fitness guru or getting your own personal caregiver?

Why Eff Off Fatigue is Your Golden Ticket

Forget those one-size-fits-all solutions that leave you feeling like a square peg in a round hole. We're talking:

  • Personalized Lab Testing: Because you're unique, and your fatigue-fighting plan should be too

  • Custom Nutrition & Supplement Plans: Tailored to your body's specific needs

  • Human Design Blueprint: Work with your energy, not against it (no more swimming upstream!)

  • 1:1 Coaching: Because sometimes you need a personal cheerleader (minus the pom-poms and peppy chants)

  • A Holistic Approach: We're not just silencing symptoms, we're addressing the root cause of your fatigue

Meet Your Fatigue-Fighting Ally: Aypril

Hey there! I'm Aypril, your guide on this journey from exhausted to exhilarated. I've been where you are – panic attacks, burnout, the whole shebang. But I clawed my way back to vitality, and now I'm here to help you do the same.

With over a decade of experience and a toolkit that includes Functional Lab Testing and Human Design, I'm not just another wellness coach. I'm your partner in crime in the rebellion against fatigue.

What My Client's Say...

  • “Aypril creates such a safe space to move past the expectations that have been set by social media, your childhood experience, and others. During our sessions, she helped me to see through the should dos and move toward what I really want for myself and to find what’s really for me.”

    — Amber, TX

  • "In just a few sessions Aypril was able to help me identify patterns and emotions which were no longer serving me. Uncovering and releasing these emotions gave me the space I needed to embrace change from a place of love and curiosity. Aypril’s warm and inviting coaching style provided me with such amazing encouragement. After each session I felt more grounded, excited, and motivated to make true change."

    — Brianne

  • "Aypril has a gentle but affirming coaching style that created a safe space in our sessions. The trust and comfort that was established in our sessions helped me explore deeper, more private challenges I was having. From the very first session, I was amazed by the breakthroughs Aypril helped me get to. These realizations have provided me with such an honest insight into my behaviors that kept me lost and paralyzed in my life but now help me move forward."

    — Jeanette R., Toronto, Canada

INTRODUCING…

Reclaim Your Energy and Rediscover Yourself

A 90-day rebellion against burnout for caregivers who are ready to reclaim their energy, rediscover their badass selves, and finally tell fatigue to eff off!

Why Eff Off Fatigue Stands Out from the Crowd

Let's get real: Most fatigue-fighting solutions out there are about as personalized as a fortune cookie. They'll tell everyone the same thing:

  • "Just eat more veggies!" (As if all kale is created equal)

  • "Exercise more!" (When you can barely keep your eyes open?)

  • "Try this one superfood!" (Hello, expensive trends)

  • "Take this magic vitamin!" (If only it were that simple)

Sure, these might help some people, some of the time. But here's the kicker: they don't address your unique needs or the real reasons behind your fatigue.

Caregivers and their needs are often overlooked

The Eff Off Fatigue Method:

Your Personalized Energy Revolution

We don't do cookie-cutter solutions here. We use food and supplements too, but in a way that's tailored specifically to you. Here's how:

  1. Individualized Lab Testing: We dive deep into your body's unique needs, because you're not just another statistic.

  2. Customized Supplementation: We identify exactly what your body needs, not what's trending on social media.

  3. Personalized Nutrition Plan: We create a food plan that fuels your body, based on your specific requirements and lifestyle.

  4. Human Design Blueprint: We work with your energy type, not against it. No more feeling like you're swimming upstream!

We combine the power of targeted nutrition and supplementation with a deep understanding of your individual needs. It's not about quick fixes; it's about creating lasting changes that'll have you feeling energized for the long haul.

Why I'm Your Fatigue-Fighting Partner in Crime

Been There, Done That: I've hit rock bottom (panic attacks included) and climbed my way back up. I know the struggle firsthand.

  • 10+ Years in the Trenches: I've helped hundreds of exhausted souls rediscover their mojo using these personalized methods.

  • Functional Lab Testing Expert: I'm trained to interpret your lab results and help you understand what your body is telling us.

  • Holistic Health Coach: I'll teach you how to nourish your mind, body, and soul in a way that works for you.

  • I Give a Damn: Your success is my success. I'm invested in seeing you thrive.

  • Sandwich Generation Survivor: I'm juggling kids and aging parents too. I get your struggle on a cellular level.

  • Results-Driven Support System: This isn't a "here's some info, good luck!" program. We're in this together, every step of the way.

Ready to join a revolution that's all about YOU? Let's tell fatigue to eff off, together!

HOW IT WORKS

The Eff Off Fatigue Method

  • Dive deep into the root causes of your fatigue. We'll explore the physical, mental, and emotional factors draining your energy and pinpoint your unique energy leaks. Get ready to take our exclusive energy assessment - your first step towards reclaiming your vitality.

  • It's time to put yourself first, unapologetically. Learn to make empowered decisions that align with your true self, not just what others expect. We'll reignite your passion for life and teach you to tap into your inner wisdom as your personal energy guide.

  • As natural caregivers, we often struggle with boundaries. No more! We'll redefine what healthy boundaries look like for you, master the art of setting them, and identify areas in your life crying out for limits. Watch as your mental, physical, and emotional energy skyrocket.

  • Reconnect with your body's innate wisdom. Discover powerful tools to understand and transform your physical sensations. We'll show you how to shift from pain and lethargy to vibrant energy, helping you feel at home in your body again.

  • Grief isn't just about death. We'll explore the myriad losses caregivers face and how they impact your energy. Learn to navigate grief's complex landscape, finding strength and renewal in the process.

  • You've come so far - now let's ensure your transformation sticks. Using your unique Human Design, we'll create a personalized energy blueprint. Discover your natural energy patterns, optimize your energy usage, and build a bulletproof shield against future burnout.

Ready to tell fatigue to eff off? Let's reclaim your energy, your purpose, and your life - one empowering step at a time.

HOW IT WORKS

Your Journey to Reclaiming Your Energy Begins Here

Your Personalized Energy Revolution

  1. Functional Lab Test Kick off your journey with a comprehensive functional lab test. This isn't just any test - it's your energy blueprint, revealing:

    1. Hidden patterns draining your vitality

    2. Crucial minerals your body craves for optimal function

  2. Tailored Energy Plan Based on your unique results, we'll craft a plan that:

    1. Targets your energy at the cellular level

    2. Integrates perfectly with the 6-step Eff Off Fatigue Method

  3. The 6-Step Eff Off Fatigue Method Dive into our transformative program, designed to:

    1. Rewire your mindset for sustained energy

    2. Provide practical lifestyle tools for lasting change

What Sets Us Apart?

At Eff Off Fatigue, we don't just mask symptoms. We dig deep, combining cutting-edge science with holistic wellness to help you reclaim the vibrant, energetic life you deserve.

Ready to tell fatigue to eff off? Join us and start your energy revolution today!

HOW IT WORKS

Your Support System: Because You're Not In This Alone

1:1 Coaching: Your Personal Referee in the Family Circus

Imagine a timeout where you're not juggling flaming chainsaws (aka kids and parents) for once. Our weekly 1:1 coaching sessions are your secret fortress of solitude in the middle of Family Chaos Central.

  • Get Answers: Confused about Medicare or Common Core math? Well, nope, I got nothing there, but I am way less judgy about your weird questions

  • Find Solutions: Whether it's handling Mom's doctor appointments or your teen's attitude, we'll craft plans craftier than your kids' excuses for not doing chores

  • Feel Understood: Finally, someone who doesn't blink when you say you found dentures in the fridge. We speak fluent Sandwich Generation

  • Celebrate Progress: Managed to shower AND make a phone call in the same day? That's gold medal stuff in our book, and we're here to give you a standing ovation

Testimonials...

  • “Aypril has such an empathetic and kind way of coaching! She has skillfully coached me through rough patches as well as sessions where I was working on personal growth. I have learned a lot about myself and I’ve made some powerful shifts in my life/work balance since I began working with her. I am so grateful that I found such a supportive coach to help me along my path!”

    — Elissa K., Davis, CA

  • “As a coach, Aypril was clearly focused on me, what I needed, how I felt, and what I thought. She helped me identify my uncertainties and question my assumptions. Aypril pushed me to think for myself, asked excellent questions, and validated my insights. She never made me feel like she was trying to fix anything; she was trying to understand my thought process and feelings and help me connect the dots to find clarity in my chosen area of exploration.”

    — Bree O. , Seattle, WA

  • “Aypril helps you to take a searingly honest look at yourself: What's working. What's not. And she gently guides you toward tapping into your own intuition, courage, and resources with exercises to help you dive deeper into your why.”

    — Lily Chien-Davis, TX

THIS PROGRAM IS YOUR PERFECT MATCH IF YOU'RE:

  • A caregiver craving a sustainable solution to banish fatigue for good

  • Juggling the demands of raising kids while starting to care for aging parents

  • Dedicating yourself to caring for aging or ailing family members

  • Tired AF and ready to reclaim your energy and vitality

  • Committed to investing time and effort in your well-being (no quick fixes here!)

THIS PROGRAM ISN'T THE RIGHT FIT IF YOU'RE:

  • Seeking a magic pill or overnight solution (Remember: true healing takes time and dedication)

  • Not currently balancing the demands of family care (whether it's kids, parents, or other family members)

  • Unwilling to prioritize your own well-being alongside your caregiving responsibilities

YOUR INVITATION TO THRIVE

If you're yearning for:

  • Consistent, vibrant energy that lasts throughout your day

  • A deeper sense of peace amidst the chaos of caregiving

  • Genuine satisfaction from life, even with your many responsibilities

Then Eff Off Fatigue is your launchpad to transformation!

Ready to kiss fatigue goodbye and embrace a life full of energy and purpose? Join us and start your journey to vitality today!

YOUR EFF OFF FATIGUE TOOLBOX

When you join Eff Off Fatigue, you're not just getting a program - you're getting a complete energy transformation toolkit:

🚀 The 6-Step Eff Off Fatigue Method

  • Your roadmap to lasting energy and vitality

  • Lifetime Access: Revisit and reinforce your progress anytime

💪 Bi-weekly 1:1 Coaching Calls

  • Your lifeline for support, guidance, and breakthrough moments

🔬 1:1 Private Lab Review Session

  • Your personalized blueprint for cellular-level energy optimization

  • Expert interpretation of your unique results

✅ Weekly Accountability Check-ins

  • Your progress catalyst and motivation booster

  • 90 Days of Momentum: Keep your energy revolution on track

Ready to arm yourself with these powerful tools and say "Eff Off" to fatigue? Join us and start your energy revolution today!

READY TO TELL FATIGUE TO EFF OFF?

Imagine a Life Where...

  • Exhaustion is a distant memory

  • Energy flows through your day effortlessly

  • You finally have time for yourself (yes, really!)

  • Empowerment replaces overwhelm

It's Time to Reclaim Your Vitality!

🚫 No more soul-crushing fatigue ✅ Yes to feeling alive and energized

The Eff Off Fatigue Method is Your Ticket to Freedom

Don't just dream about a life with boundless energy - make it your reality!

🚨 Time is Ticking! 🚨

Enrollment Deadline: January 5, 2025

Don't let another day of fatigue steal your joy. Act now!

👉 Book Your Info Call Today!

Secure your spot and start your journey to unstoppable energy.

Let's kick fatigue to the curb - together!

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

  • A: As soon as you sign up!

  • A: You'll have access to the content modules for the lifetime of the program. Your access to 1:1 coaching support will be included for 90 days. After the 90 days, you'll have the option to continue with 1:1 coaching support if you choose.

  • A: Eff Off Fatigue does require a 4 figure investment. You'll have the option to pay in full or access one of our generous payment plans. Book a call, and we can discuss the best payment option for your financial situation.

  • A: Based on your test results, you will receive a one-month supply of a blend of minerals created just for you. You may need some additional supplement support, but we'll try to keep it minimal if you do.

  • A: You will receive one HTMA + review (Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis) included in the price of the program. ($595 value)

  • A: Each situation will vary based on your unique circumstances and how much you commit to the program. However, most participants begin to see an improvement in their energy levels within just a couple of weeks.

  • A: All sales are final, which is why if you have questions about whether this program is right for you, I invite you to book a free Qualifying Call with me to see if it's a good fit before signing up. If I don't believe you would be a good candidate for this program, I will let you know and refer you to another practitioner.

  • A: The program is designed with busy schedules in mind. Lesson calls, worksheets, and group coaching should take no more than a couple of hours a week.

    • Content lessons are up to 90 minutes with Q+A time. Replays will be available.

    • Worksheets should take 15-60 min, depending on the week's content and how you process information.

  • A: HTMA is used to identify mineral imbalances that may be contributing to your fatigue. The program includes a detailed 1:1 session to review your HTMA results, helping you understand how these imbalances impact your energy and overall health. Minerals are the spark plugs of life, without them we don't function well, which is why this is so critical. Taking a multivitamin or the supplement du jour can throw you more out of balance if you don't know if you need it or not, which is where HTMA comes in. We support your body at this foundational level so that it can create balance in an optimal way.

  • A: This program is designed for busy caregivers whose time and energy are pulled in too many directions without enough left over for themselves. It's designed to help support you nutritionally and energetically by setting healthy boundaries and learning to live life in a way that works for your inherent energy (we use your Human Design to see how your energy is designed to work). It recognizes that you have family obligations, work, a partner you want to spend time with, and also that you'd like to recognize yourself again. If that sounds like you, then yes, this program is for you. What you get out of the program will depend on your engagement level with the program and the tools available to you. I can show you the way, but it's up to you to implement it into your life.

  • A: To get started, simply sign up through our website. Once enrolled, you'll receive detailed information on the program schedule, how to access resources, and what to expect next. If you have more questions, book a free Curiosity Call.